ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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