I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
