You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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