youre lurking in front of me
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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