idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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