New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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