She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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