it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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