last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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