About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
