I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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