you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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