just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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