Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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