I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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