i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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