You work out of a Hotel?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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