Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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