Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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