I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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