Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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