I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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