why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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