idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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