it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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