I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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