But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
