What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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