sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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