It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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