my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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