Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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