why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The air was thick with penises
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school