is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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