Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
