yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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