so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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