I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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