Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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