didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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