I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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