i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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