I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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