Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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