It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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