do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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