Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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