I just made out with a guy for $7.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
FUCK WHALES
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