I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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