marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.