i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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