small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This is my gift to your gina
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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