why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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