At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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